a wee jobby

1. Food is inserted into an indeviduals mouth, the food is then digested and goes through a complicated process, the food then makes an exit from the body via the anus as a small brown substance.

2. That wee Lil' Chris guy.

1. I have returned from the toilet, where I suceeded in doing a wee jobby, but do not fear for I wiped my bum throughly as I am currently wearing white boxer shorts.

2. That Lil Chris guy is utter pish. He thinks he's all that and a bag of tatties, but he's actualy just a wee jobby, I would like to throw stuff at him.

by McKean February 14, 2007

Jibber

Someone who lets you down at the last minute, like when going out on the beer.

As in "Chris Kell aint coming out for beers anymore, what a jibber"

by Danst January 28, 2009

poo jabber

a) A person who likes to gouge, poke or prod his or her own, or foreign feces.

b) The ultimate insult

a) Person #1: "Ehysha pokes poo with really short sticks so it gets on her fingers."

Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."

b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."

Person #2: "Well said."

by Allanah Self-Righteous June 1, 2006

Jobber

Someone who is no longer a noob, but still has the skills of a noob

hahah, jobber, I pwned you!

that mike guy, is a jobber!

by Chad August 5, 2004

jaggy jobby

When your feces is prickly during expulsion from your anal passage

"oh my shit that was a jaggy jobby. Ma arse is rid raw"

by lcjms December 30, 2007

jobber

A musician who is doing the gig for the money, without having a long term commitment to the band.

AC/DC seeks bass player;we are looking for a long term band member, no jobbers please.

by Little Stevie Wonder August 29, 2008

JIBBER

When a person initially agrees to come on a motorcycling adventure, and then lets everyone down at the last minute by cancelling or JIBBING!

JJ isn't coming out to play, he is a JIBBER !

by CubStig June 10, 2008