Maya Jo is the prettiest, smartest, loving person you will ever meet. She will always light up your day when you're sad. Her sense of humor is out of this world! She can be so random at times, but nobody cares because she's special and is hard to keep. Maya Jo is majestically amazing in so many ways, i really think she can fly...she just doesn't know it yet. She can teach you so much that will leave you speechless. At times Maya Jo can be sad (like everyone) but when she is, you can't tell (only her best friend can because she's magic) because she's always happy. One thing you have to realize is that when you become besties with a Maya Jo, when she'll get bored she will never stop bugging you, but we don't mind...she's someone that will make you so happy. Her parents are hard on her, and expect the best from her... she can do it, but most of the time she feels lackadaisical towards that fact that they think she's someone that she's not. Maya Jo is magic, and is someone you WILL keep because if you let her go, you will turn into a chiggen. Might I add she is phanominol at art.
Person: omg dude I just saw a cat running with a bush
Other person: dude you're being such a Maya Jo right now.😂
Other person: dude you're being such a Maya Jo right now.😂
by Heyyyyyyaaaaaa July 30, 2017
Get the maya jo mug.She is the most perfect girl the you could ever meet. When she walks into any room she simple lights it up with her sheer beauty. Breathtaking. You have to be careful sometimes, because with great beauty comes great consequences. Guys have eyes too and they can sense a 10/10 from a mile away. So always stay on guard!!! If she falls in love with you, you must protect her! She will take care of you and act as if its nothing however, these little things is where you can feel her love. For example, when she always feeds you while eating.
Her eyes are mesmerising but beware sometimes they can lock onto you and pierce through you like a laser beam. Regardless, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you even though she does not always show it, deep down she really appreciates everything. Her personality has many highs and lows like a rollercoaster. Wooohoo! No two days are the same with her which is part of the great adventure you will have with her in your life. If you ever met a Skyla Jo do not approach her, she is mine so get lost. Never let her go and you will be happy.
Her eyes are mesmerising but beware sometimes they can lock onto you and pierce through you like a laser beam. Regardless, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you even though she does not always show it, deep down she really appreciates everything. Her personality has many highs and lows like a rollercoaster. Wooohoo! No two days are the same with her which is part of the great adventure you will have with her in your life. If you ever met a Skyla Jo do not approach her, she is mine so get lost. Never let her go and you will be happy.
by skylaisqueen September 20, 2018
Get the skyla jo mug.Sara-Jo is a pretty and an artistic girl. She loves to hang out with friends and will always and forever have your back. She is a hard worker and will make sure her work is perfect before people can see it. If you have a Sara-Jo in your life NEVER let her go (if you do she may come after you). She is ambitious and won't let anyone get in her way.
Guy 1: Should I ask Sara-Jo out?
Guy 2: You should I think she's your type, but don't let her go for no reason she will haunt your dreams haha
Guy 1: gees ok I will be there for her
Guy 2: You should I think she's your type, but don't let her go for no reason she will haunt your dreams haha
Guy 1: gees ok I will be there for her
by EmilyT5 May 3, 2019
Get the sara-jo mug.A Jo Hoe is a Jehovah’s Witness. They are crazy, annoying and highly uneducated. If you get trapped by a Jo Hoe You will hear about there Bible and how it has ruined their lives.
“Fuck, there’s a Jo Hoe.”
“A Jo Hoe knocked on my door today, when I opened it I was barraged with a slur of biblical insults.”
“A Jo Hoe knocked on my door today, when I opened it I was barraged with a slur of biblical insults.”
by George Carson September 21, 2017
Get the Jo Hoe mug.A cafe in Downham Market that also runs as a brothel and drugs den. The owner and part time stripper Jo Elliott (Jamie's mum) is under constant pressure from the young hunks of the town.
Person A- "im bored"
Person B- " come with me! im going to Jo's cafe for bangers and smash ;) comes with a free bang"
Person B- " come with me! im going to Jo's cafe for bangers and smash ;) comes with a free bang"
by caleeeeeb September 26, 2017
Get the Jo's Cafe mug.by BillyBobJoey September 29, 2017
Get the haley-jo mug.A term used to describe the change in a persons presentation and personality once a level of extreme exhaustion and delirium is reached.
Such changes can be identified when the inidividual (male or female) can present in the form of a middle aged biker, speaking gruffly and less eloquently than usual, prone to using vulgar expressions much to their own amusement. Often a result of extended hours in the office.
Such changes can be identified when the inidividual (male or female) can present in the form of a middle aged biker, speaking gruffly and less eloquently than usual, prone to using vulgar expressions much to their own amusement. Often a result of extended hours in the office.
Conversation between friends: What are your thoughts on contraception?
Friends common response: "Contraception has never really been my thing, it takes away from the full experience"
Common 'Biker Jo' response when in delirious state: (punching fist into palm of hand while gruffly explaining) "I like a bit of skin on skin you know, nothing quite like it! "(Repeats action of punching fist to palm) .
It is at this point the person effected from such exhaustion should be directed to the couch or bed for a nap.
Friends common response: "Contraception has never really been my thing, it takes away from the full experience"
Common 'Biker Jo' response when in delirious state: (punching fist into palm of hand while gruffly explaining) "I like a bit of skin on skin you know, nothing quite like it! "(Repeats action of punching fist to palm) .
It is at this point the person effected from such exhaustion should be directed to the couch or bed for a nap.
by Phuk dat April 26, 2017
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