Large male with the ability to grow a full beard by lunch, other attributes include undeniable love for crossdressers and transgender persons, most are tone deaf to the sounds of ringing phones, and all are controlled completely by their spouse
by sally s September 12, 2008
Get the Timmy jomug. Maya Jo is the prettiest, smartest, loving person you will ever meet. She will always light up your day when you're sad. Her sense of humor is out of this world! She can be so random at times, but nobody cares because she's special and is hard to keep. Maya Jo is majestically amazing in so many ways, i really think she can fly...she just doesn't know it yet. She can teach you so much that will leave you speechless. At times Maya Jo can be sad (like everyone) but when she is, you can't tell (only her best friend can because she's magic) because she's always happy. One thing you have to realize is that when you become besties with a Maya Jo, when she'll get bored she will never stop bugging you, but we don't mind...she's someone that will make you so happy. Her parents are hard on her, and expect the best from her... she can do it, but most of the time she feels lackadaisical towards that fact that they think she's someone that she's not. Maya Jo is magic, and is someone you WILL keep because if you let her go, you will turn into a chiggen. Might I add she is phanominol at art.
Person: omg dude I just saw a cat running with a bush
Other person: dude you're being such a Maya Jo right now.😂
Other person: dude you're being such a Maya Jo right now.😂
by Heyyyyyyaaaaaa July 30, 2017
Get the maya jomug. The most incredible girl you’ll ever meet. She loves poetry, deep conversations, and animals of course. She’s a bad ass on the soccer field and the kindest soul you’ll ever meet off of it. A true dream boat, that will have you falling head over heels.
by The almighty genius May 1, 2022
Get the hailey jomug. The most amazing person you will ever come across. She has a sense of humor that is absolutely unmatched. Her beauty is beyond compare. She cares so much for people, and she has the warmest heart of gold you’ll ever see. She has a unique way of flirting. If she hits you, you know she’s into you.
She has the strength of ten men, and her perseverance shows it. Although life tries to knock her down, she stands firm. Her way of thinking is unique and fascinating. Anyone would be lucky to have a Kaitlin Jo in their life, so if you have the opportunity of getting to know one, keep her around. A Kaitlin Jo is a once in a lifetime kinda gal.
She has the strength of ten men, and her perseverance shows it. Although life tries to knock her down, she stands firm. Her way of thinking is unique and fascinating. Anyone would be lucky to have a Kaitlin Jo in their life, so if you have the opportunity of getting to know one, keep her around. A Kaitlin Jo is a once in a lifetime kinda gal.
Kaitlin Jo is soooo beautiful, it’s ridiculous .
Wow, have you ever seen anything so perfect as Kaitlin Jo?
Wow, have you ever seen anything so perfect as Kaitlin Jo?
by t_h March 16, 2021
Get the Kaitlin Jomug. Sara-Jo is a pretty and an artistic girl. She loves to hang out with friends and will always and forever have your back. She is a hard worker and will make sure her work is perfect before people can see it. If you have a Sara-Jo in your life NEVER let her go (if you do she may come after you). She is ambitious and won't let anyone get in her way.
Guy 1: Should I ask Sara-Jo out?
Guy 2: You should I think she's your type, but don't let her go for no reason she will haunt your dreams haha
Guy 1: gees ok I will be there for her
Guy 2: You should I think she's your type, but don't let her go for no reason she will haunt your dreams haha
Guy 1: gees ok I will be there for her
by EmilyT5 May 3, 2019
Get the sara-jomug. by Bear011 September 26, 2023
Get the Aaron and Jomug. by Back lowlife November 13, 2016
Get the slopy jomug.