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Chap-Jacked

To lose all effectiveness of your chapstick only moments after application. A chap-jacking usually occurs when an individual is approached by another shortly after applying their chapstick.

A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:

- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.

Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.

A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.

You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
As Czarina Yanina prepared for her departure, she innocently applied her Blistex chapstick. As she realized what she has done, her Kniaz Collin has swept her in his arms in what she believed to be a romantic grasp. She was left cold on the curb as her chapstick had been jacked. The echoes rang, "...chap-jacked...".
by ChapAJapJap March 14, 2011
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Cold Jacked

80's ganster rap slang for theft, burglary, robbery, etc.

The word cold derived from the slang term "that's cold" meaning cold blooded or without feelings.

The word jack is slang for steal...still commonly used today.
Example: Damn cuz...you got cold jacked!

Translation: Dang...somebody stole your car!
by j money 76 December 18, 2011
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Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.
Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night
by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018
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cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow
"man, I got cow jacked this morning"
by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019
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jacked up

THIS IS THA TRU DEFINITION OF JACKED UP:
(ASK ANYBODY)
To get Beat up or layed out
1In the early nineties Tyson's game was nuthin. him vers Evander and Tyson would get Jacked Tha fuck Up
2AS the wanksta walked down the street he proceeded to be jacked up by some1's crew.
by hatabitchsmacka February 5, 2004
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jacked

"I just got jacked in the shoulder by the baseball"
by tAyLoR jOhNsToN August 22, 2004
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jacked up

Searched by the police. Generaly refering to being searched for no real reason.
by jdm October 30, 2003
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