Jewsplainer

Someone who thinks collateral damage is okay as long as it’s the good guys doing it.

Asher: That hospital wouldn’t have been bombed if Hamas didn’t send fighters over the wall. Also, the patients were warned to evacuate.
Richard: Okay, Jewsplainer.

by Augustisimus November 1, 2023

clayton jewsbury

A Mr.stealyourgirl

He is a real Clayton Jewsbury!

by cjewsbury November 21, 2016

Jewsplain

Non-Jews telling Jews what they should think or feel about themselves (and other Jews), their faith, their community, and their role in society.

It's aggravating when a gentile tries to jewsplain the Torah but can't even read Hebrew.

by Ahavah Torah February 27, 2020

jewsbury

a collective term for gay police men. often associated with other such gay emergancy services

burglar guy 1: hahaha i have stolen lots of gay porn
burglar guy 2: oh shit a gay police man, he will surely bum us
burglar guy 1: no look, there are millions!!!
burglar guy 2 : a whole jewsbury of them!!!

by cunty 123 December 31, 2007

Jewslim

1. A person living in america who demands that their religon be accepted despite their non traditional ways.

2. A word used to decribe jews and muslims together as one, most americans think they are like the "crips" and "bloods", we know they hate each other, but to us they are pretty much the same thing.

Child : why do some of the kids at camp wear

Funny hats and not eat bacon?

Mother : they are probably just jewslim kids

by Reginald Byrd April 26, 2016

jewsday

tuesday, in jew language.

"guess what?"
"what?"
"it JEWSDAY!"

by IheartJEWS. July 28, 2007

jewshi

something extremely delicious or juicy;bring extreme pleasure to tastebudds; extreme flavor

woman: shitttt, that shittt was so jewshi i want some more.
Jew: sorry only once per day

by darkhawk461 May 10, 2008