Time Jew

Someone who is never on time to meet his friends, thus stealing (and hoarding) everyones time. A time jew is typically making excuses and justification for their tardiness, and always calling others prejudice against their type.

Every day I wait 15 minutes, beyond our meeting time, for Ajit to meet up with me for lunch. What a typical time jew, stealing all my free time!

by TC Jenkins March 26, 2010

jew spot

The the closest parking spot to the entrance of any business. The parking space that requires the least amount of walking to the entrance.

Jack drove around the parking lot for 20 minutes waiting for the jew spot.

by BlueBeardOne January 7, 2009

Jew Burner

Any German car that has been riced out, usually a VW Jetta or Passat.

If a Japanese car is a Rice burner, then is a German car a Jew burner.....

by Anonymous reality July 8, 2015

Jew Crew

A group of actors who work with producer Judd Apatow to make raunchy comedies such as Superbad, Knocked Up, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Consists of Seth Rogen, Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, James Franco and Jonah Hill.

Have you seen that new Jew Crew comedy, Get Him to the Greek?

No. It sounds funny, though.

by schme747 June 19, 2010

Jews

An ethnicity that is notable for the Israel-Palestine and 6 day Wars including it's diaspora mainly in America and other places. They have a long history and live in a specials province in Russia.

Arabs hate jews.

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greedy jew

When she rubs your dick like ebeneezer when he thinks about his gold coins.

She used both hands last night and gave me the best greedy Jew I've ever had.

by Pancake Hater November 23, 2015

Jew claw

A word used to describe the claw (maybe for money) that jews have.
used on the ali g show.

Borat: What would be the best way to defend yourself from the jew claw?
Martial art guy: Just knock it away

by Ishmail May 17, 2006