Jeison

A small ecuadorian boy. sometimes mistaken for a mexican. they usually are good with architecture.

''hey is there any jeisons here?'' man1
''nah its not ecuador.'' man2

by andyloo March 23, 2012

Dirk Jensen

A man who sucks penis. Occasionally swallowing the ensuing semen. Gross. A total homosexual.

That guy looks like such a Dirk Jensen.

by trentw.604 August 29, 2009

jensen

extremely large negro, opposite of bensen

omg look at that jensen i bet he's got a gun

by tek5 February 26, 2010

Jenssen

Actually the most anoying person on the planet

'Wow Jensen is so annoying'
Jenssen is annoying

by Epic Poggers Gamer October 24, 2020

Jens

He/she is an amazing person creative, and is amazing at sports. But at times can be SUPER stubborn. And wear their hearts on their sleeves

Friend: *is being incredibly stubborn*
Me: dude your being a Jens
Friend: how so?
Me: you are creative but stubborn. You are really good at sports and you wear your heart on your sleeve.

Friend: fine

by ixchel_9275 February 7, 2018

brandi janson

Sexy, seductive, cunning, smart, addictive. You don't want to piss off a Brandi Janson, revenge is well thought out and the repercussions are severe. Brandi Janson is an amazing lover, with skills and warmth one could not find anywhere else. If your lucky enough to have a Brandi Janson fall in love with you, you will find a loyal caring companion who will erase the concept of ever having snagged anyone else. If you fall in love with her, good luck! Your in for the most amazing and possibly painful time if your life. Don't lose her, because you will spend the rest of your life screwing ugly woodland creatures wondering where you fucked up and why you can't get over the loss.

She wishes she was a Brandi Janson, stupid bitch don't she know Brandi Janson is in a league of her own.

by Tiredon3 November 14, 2019

jenison

A town for big sluts that will have sex with just about anyone. People often hate eachother for no apparent reason, Hudsonville (a city over)is way better than Jenison, because there is no sluts and whores.

"She is such a whore!"
"Yeah, She must be from Jenison."

by x0x0brooke July 4, 2008