Master Jedi

A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision

“Are you raping me master Jedi”

“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”

by Anikin thytoucher August 5, 2020

Jedi god gank

The best gfx designer,hes the best and hes gay.

The best gay is Jedi god gank

by Sensetiveyarrak November 11, 2020

Jedi

A group of horny warriors who play online games and believe they can "USE THE FORCE" to win battles.

* Their friends love them.

* Their enemies hate them.
* Their juvenile sense of humor usually leads to sexual innuendo and an orgy of nerdy deviancy and debauchery.

Join Jedi and we'll start an online circle jerk!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jedi

Midwest tweaker that is over forty, off parole,has a good job, a place to live, and a vehicle.

Hey Tim ,I didn't know Stan got high. Tim said back ( Stan's a Jedi you weren't supposed to know , that's the point.

by Poobapoolman March 7, 2022

Jedi Surprise Party

When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.

I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed

by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021

jedi

a legendary fuckface addicted to meth and crack who loves to eat ass and drink cum

damn you are really a jedi huh

by micheal cheese January 20, 2021

The Ducks Are Jedi

Also known as TDAJ is just what it says. The ducks are Jedi, they have a strong inclination to the force. Therefore they are Jedi. Only the chillest of ducks can be Jedi, but if they are Jedi then they are automatically chill as fuck.

Person 1: The Ducks Are Jedi
Person 2: Fuck yeah bro.

by Brosiff III May 4, 2011