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Jedied

To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.
Jarrod jedied Paul.
by Theurbansnog March 9, 2021
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Mexican Jedi Shit

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020
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Jedi

A group of horny warriors who play online games and believe they can "USE THE FORCE" to win battles.

* Their friends love them.

* Their enemies hate them.
* Their juvenile sense of humor usually leads to sexual innuendo and an orgy of nerdy deviancy and debauchery.
Join Jedi and we'll start an online circle jerk!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Master Jedi

A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision
“Are you raping me master Jedi”

My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy
by Anikin thytoucher August 5, 2020
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Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably
by CC-8826 October 20, 2023
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Jedi god gank

The best gfx designer,hes the best and hes gay.
The best gay is Jedi god gank
by Sensetiveyarrak November 11, 2020
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Jedyed

Adj. to misplace a valuable item, specifically a high end custom knife
You really Jedyed your McGinnis?
by Jedy617 September 14, 2021
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