To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.
by Theurbansnog March 9, 2021

My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
by YuOfTheNight August 29, 2020

A group of horny warriors who play online games and believe they can "USE THE FORCE" to win battles.
* Their friends love them.
* Their enemies hate them.
* Their juvenile sense of humor usually leads to sexual innuendo and an orgy of nerdy deviancy and debauchery.
* Their friends love them.
* Their enemies hate them.
* Their juvenile sense of humor usually leads to sexual innuendo and an orgy of nerdy deviancy and debauchery.
by anonymous November 22, 2021

“Are you raping me master Jedi”
“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”
“My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy”
by Anikin thytoucher August 5, 2020

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.
Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
by CC-8826 October 20, 2023

by Sensetiveyarrak November 11, 2020

by Jedy617 September 14, 2021
