jar-jaring

Slamming your tongue into a womens vagina while exclaiming "How rude!" In your best Jar-jar Binks accent.
by Gtc March 09, 2015
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Jared Kusnitz

Young actor best known for his portrayal of Jimmy in Dance of the Dead, as well as Henry on ABC's cancelled series Surviving Suburbia.
Jimmy: You guys... we're in a funeral home.

Jared Kusnitz is a good actor.
by Đăķåņą September 29, 2009
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pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.
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jared glen

A guy who has a big heart and can be very clingy. He has a great smile and amazing smile. He is caring and always willing to loosen up but can also be serious when he needs to. He has a great body and can give you what ever is requested wether it’s sexual or not he’s the perfect guy for you.
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doin the jared

the act of sticking your dick inside a subway sandwhich and then fucking your girl anal position until the mayo mix leaks out.
oh yeah just went to subway bout to do "doin the jared" to my girl.
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Jared Leto

also known as the modern day GOD !!!...... from the popular and amazing rock band 30 seconds to mars...
Jared Leto is God
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Jared Leto

A sexy ass dude with awesome hair, gorgeous eyes and an amazing skill to sing and act.

He plays in the band 30 seconds to mars
He was born on December 26. 1976
He's a Vegatarian

He's hot
Best song ever sung by him is The Kill <3
Jared leto is HAWT and he can sing!
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