Guy 1: "Ima go beat this guy's ass, he was talking shit."
Guy 2: That shit happened in middle school. That's Jake fam.
Guy 2: That shit happened in middle school. That's Jake fam.
by Nicfiend324 April 13, 2020
To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
by Victimofjaking March 11, 2014
A man who is the definition of a lesbian and thinks he is good a basketball when he cannot play for his life
by CRAZYFUCKINGPERVERT December 27, 2018
he is the best guy you will ever meet so sweet he gives me cavities he is as nice as a punch of care bears i love him he is the best boy friend every he is my whole world i would not even give him up for bacon.
by chichi doll November 02, 2013
Jakeing - the process in which someone knowingly bites into a boiling hot, right off the grill, piece of food.
Jim - "You better wait until that hot pocket cools, Bob"
Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"
Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
Bob - "Fuck that I'm about to Jake this mother fucker"
Brad- "Look at that fool he is Jakeing that lava hot hot pocket"
by Dark Fish July 27, 2012
I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too
by Suhhmandood July 29, 2017