Jake

Jake is a retarded small cocked boy, He likes it in the butt and slams his peter in doorways. He runs and humps the walls. He enjoys it in the butt.

Jake sucky sucky deepthroats!

by justin141 October 24, 2008

jake

the most horrible person ever

jake is horrible

by ggghghg March 28, 2009

That's Jake

Meaning: That's dead, Over with, That's bullshit

Guy 1: "Ima go beat this guy's ass, he was talking shit."
Guy 2: That shit happened in middle school. That's Jake fam.

by Nicfiend324 April 13, 2020

jake

when a man has a really small dick

that kids got a jake

by j schlep February 27, 2009

Jake

a smug little bitch who has rich parents

Oh, that guy, that JAKE??? Yikes...

by jimmmmmcock August 12, 2018

Jake

Jake is a very petty person and he doesn’t know weather he wants friends or not. He is very temperamental and petty and uses lots of hair gel. As well as being petty Jake is also quite petty and he will ghost you for no apparent reason.

Person 1: why isn’t jake talking to you guys?
Person 2: I don’t know, I think he’s just being petty

by Rhianna. C December 9, 2019

Jake

An emo kid who likes everything Marylin Manson

Man you like Marylin Manson? Dude you’re such a Jake stop it

by Blistersonmycheetofingers December 1, 2018