by Joe mama 247 on my dock January 31, 2022

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

A hot, fine as mexican guy who is athletic and plays soccer. He is sexy in bed, he has a big cock and will fuck you til death. He is a hoe but when someone stands out, he’s loyal. Get a Jonny Sosa.
by sexy typer January 12, 2019

A trans women that can’t physically do anything because she is a stupid moron and can’t do anyone because she is sad and lonely
by The sausage is always right January 18, 2019

by Bruski69 December 19, 2021

Noun.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.
2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.
3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

by Krazie Jon February 25, 2008
