Jimmy Rizlet

Cigarette and or any form of smoke.

Person 1 - Dude, I'm dying for a smoke!

Person 2 - Bitch please, I had my Jimmy Rizlet last coffee break...

by Maximiliaan June 29, 2011

jimmy page

An individual who, in the beginning, saw the universe in all of its splendor, absorbed the knowledge and wisdom into his infinitely powerful being, and acheived a state of ultimate undestanding. He then proceeded to pick up a guitar and play. With his first notes he created the Earth and sky. With his first dyads he created fire and light. And with a mighty A7 chord, he created Man. These acts were followed by joining the Yardbirds, followed by the greatest classic rock band of all time-Led Zeppelin.

Who's up for joining me in creating the Church of Jimmy Page?

by Ian Davis January 11, 2006

Jimmy Surprise

A Jimmy Surprise is when an innocent look into your buddy's room through a fire-escape with unusually good clarity results in the unexpected viewing of your friend masturbating buck-ass naked on his bed to Sportscenter.

I thought my roommate was asleep and I could run in real quick to borrow his stapler, but when I opened the door I was greeted by a Jimmy Surprise.

by Phil Ayshio December 11, 2006

Jimmy Water

Straight vodka in a water bottle trick to convince people you aren't drinking.

Ray: Geez, I'm thirsty, can I get a drink from your water bottle there Jimmy?

Randy: Leave Mr. Lahey alone Ray, get your own water.

Ray: No I want some of Jimmy's water, that's the kind that gets you fucking drunk

{Jimmy water}

by Kelltech November 28, 2016

jimmy saville

Peeeeedooooo (he will tell you to get in a white van)

Jimmy saville is a big fatpeeedo

by FJ KSW2 April 10, 2017

rustled jimmies

To disturb someone by presenting them with facts/arguments that cause cognitive dissonance and challenge their views.

You know why people start arguments on the internet? Rustled jimmies man.

by CutFromAbove July 30, 2012

Jimmy Grant

The collective name given to those people who immigrate to another settlement due to the almost rhyming nature of the words 'Immigrant' and 'Jimmy Grant'.

It may also be used as a descrete derogatory term when it is often shortened to 'Jimmy'.

Customs Officer: "Hold on a second Jimmy Grant, can I see your passport?"

by Doctor N November 14, 2009