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Jedi

A nickname for a femboy kid from Colorado Springs who is always threatening suicide and masturbating to furry porn roleplay. Also goes by the name "Roohstem".
Jedi was horny
by Grip Strength May 2, 2024
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Jedi Council

The Jedi Council was the governing body of the Jedi Order, consisting of 12 masters. The entire council were dicks (except for Obi-Wan, Yoda, Plo, and later Anakin). Mace Windu was the biggest asshole of them all, not even apologizing to Ahsoka and later calling her a citizen. He was also unsympathetic towards Boba Fett, whom he'd practically orphaned. The rest of the Jedi Masters just followed his example, and led the entire Order to be hated galaxy-wide, viewed as being no better than the Sith.

Put simply, the Jedi Council were (mostly) assholes.
damn bitch, why the jedi council such dicks 😭😭😭
-ahsoka or anakin, probably
by CC-8826 October 20, 2023
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Master Jedi

A older Religious gentleman left alone with a young child with no supervision
“Are you raping me master Jedi”

My master asked me to grab his saber through His robe, the hilt was a bit wet and squishy
by Anikin thytoucher August 5, 2020
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Chris Jedi

Chris Jedi is the same Inna d’ La ghetto Daddy Yankee/ cartel Récords top chief promotor
Chris Jedi is the Ingrid d’ la ghetto
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
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Jedi

Midwest tweaker that is over forty, off parole,has a good job, a place to live, and a vehicle.
Hey Tim ,I didn't know Stan got high. Tim said back ( Stan's a Jedi you weren't supposed to know , that's the point.
by Poobapoolman March 7, 2022
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Jedi

Jedi - A term used for a coupon friendly cashier. They will glady accept coupons, push through all beeping coupons and happily hand out rainchecks . They are usually young men and young women. You will rarely get an old or middle aged Jedi.
Ex- I bought the right items for my coupon but they came up item not found. I am glad that I found a Jedi to push them through.

I have a hand full of coupons I need to profile the cashiers to find a Jedi!
by couponlady April 28, 2011
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Jedi Jesus

by Nigga1233333333333 June 10, 2018
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