Brad Janke

Brad Janke is just a Delight to be around, but makes a very mediocre Chili and Brisket. Despite that minor flaw, he is gregarious, firm in his beliefs, and deeply loyal to those he allows to be in his life. If you have a Brad Janke in your life you are a lucky individual!

We should all strive to be a Brad Janke.

by CDawg255 December 28, 2020

jank

the product of male sexy-time.

Dude, stop janking on me.

by superphatgurl March 21, 2010

Jank

Another word meaning to masturbate, born from a misunderstanding of the word "drank"

"I always take mad long pisses in the morning, especially if I janked the night before"

by Dodgey09 February 16, 2010

jank

like dank, encept danker

Wow that weed is super jank

by alease_14 April 19, 2018

Jank

To finesse or to be finessed

"Damn that dude tried to jank me"

by Imtheshxt July 5, 2021

jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 19, 2015

Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025