instantaneous hornification

The act of instantly becoming horny

le sees sexy lady
INSTANTANEOUS HORNIFICATION

by notarealpersonyesiam January 12, 2014

Instatoxication

When one intoxicates themselves of one substance and immediately feels the affects of the substance.

Yeah man! I got Instatoxication of that!

by A-Malogna June 14, 2010

instatagger

An instagram user who makes excessive use of hash tags to attract more people.

Guy 1:Hey! Did you see how he tags almost everyone in his instagram photos?
Guy 2: Yeah dude! He's an instatagger!

by thinkingbuddha December 12, 2013

Instastalk

When someone you have just met friends or messages you on facebook via smartphone during the time it took you to leave the bar and get home.

"Holy sh*t, she instastalked me. I can't decide if that's cool or not."

Or

"Don't friend her yet, your too close to instastalk territory."

by Drewsmits February 9, 2010

instane

When you combine the words Insane and Unstable, you get instane for short.

Insane + Unstable = Instane
That guy is completely Instane.

by Puma October 19, 2004

instance

An instance is a place where people go to waste they're lives in an endless circlejerk surrounded by retards. If you really enjoy them you probably hate yourself. If you have not started already then don't. It is an endless pit of pain and regret. Your family will hate you, you will never get a girlfriend and you will probably loose your job.

D00d : Get on warcraft, we are raiding the instance BWL and have been wiping for the last 5 hours.

D00d2 : No.

by FartyBlarty October 3, 2006

Instasteam

Instasteam is the intense raise of temperature during sex or making out that creates sweaty conditions and steam on windows.

I had sex with my girlfriend last night and man there was INSTASTEAM !!

by dayandficklecreatedinstasteam June 14, 2009