Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.

Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.

by anonymous February 25, 2023

Parking Garage

To fit at least 10 phallic members in a single person's hole at once.

"Yo, I fit like 26 dicks in her last night bro. I parking garaged that b*tch."

by UNRStudent March 16, 2020

Garage princess

A car that is being taken care of excessively well.

Man, Jeb just got his old garage princess detailed again. He spends way too much on that old jalopy.

by Neren December 27, 2024

El Garage

A magical place somewhere between Whitburn and Fauldhouse in Scotland which is graded by many as being the highest possible caliber of awesome - also known for being the natural habitat of a "Ross Brand."

Guy 1: Dude, where you going tonight?
Guy 2: El Garage.
Guy 1: OMG! You're soo lucky :(

by bs2 May 7, 2011

Garage Boozing

An old phrase used by parents to describe the way they used to party back in their day. (Often used to discourage their ginger offspring from doing the same).

Dad: I dont want you guys doing any garage boozing tonight!
Ginger daughter: But dad I haven't garage boozed all week!

by Butt Trucker June 9, 2011

Garage Sale

A really bad fall in skiing when you lose all your equipment. Used often in Whistler.

Oh dude. Are you ok? You lost your ski, poles, gloves and toque. That was a garage sale.

by WhistlerBum September 27, 2020

garage blunt

a blunt of marijuana made of roaches/ left over weed.

Save that roach so we can make a garage blunt later.

by Xam629 February 21, 2009