Friend

Someone you’ll never have.

Joe: Who’s your friend?
Me: don’t have one.

by anonymous February 23, 2022

Friends

are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.

Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.

by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019

Friends

I don't know what friends are. I don't have any

"what are friends?"
"who knows"

by Coconuts332 June 14, 2021

Friend

a species similar to a human known for stabbing people in the back after a year or so

thanks for that, thats what friends are for right?
yeaaaaa suureee
*1 year later*
HAHHAA HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING HUMILIATED IN PUBLIC AFTER I GAINED YOUR TRUST

by CaramelBanana April 8, 2015

Friends

The people closest to you. You spend hours and hours with them and you never run out of things to talk about. A true friend will always be there for you, and they will never be afraid to join in on your weirdness.

Man, I have the best friends in the world!

by BETCHACANTGUESS March 14, 2015

Friend

Someone who you like and is always there for you

Hey there ***** you don’t have no friends

by Sammybearbooboopie December 10, 2019

Friend

A person who will backstab you in the future

Person 1:*gets home*
Friend:*kissing his girl*
Person 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!
Friend:sorry I pulled a friend move on you

by TheFireReaper July 18, 2019