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you're obviosly one for looking this up on the urban dictionary you idiot
by a smarty July 29, 2016
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Idiots

People on Urban Dictionary who add their names and put a definition that has nothing to do with who they are, just to expand a non-existent reputation, especially those with bad spelling.
A-"Man this definition sucks!"
B-"Yeah, it was probably added by some idiots."
by RealityChk March 27, 2009
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iDiot

Pronounced "eye-diot"

A fool who mindlessly buys and uses Apple products without knowing why they chose them. The real reason could be that they are:
1.) Vain - want to look 'cool' without regard to functionality
2.) Insecure - need a 'premium' product to feel good about themselves
3.) Technically inept - never really mastered the PC or any other tech device so they just gave up and bought the watered down Apple-toy
4.) A Hippie or Hipster (enough said!)
5.) Really loves to type 2-3 words per minute with lots of typos!
Man - "It's ironic they have a 'Genius Bar' at the Apple Store"
Woman - "Why"?
Man - "Because everyone there is an iDiot!"
by Contrarian88 October 20, 2011
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something zach always says to get by
idiot
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zach can u get by another way by chance?
by Joseph Greenwood February 8, 2022
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iDiot

Did you hear that guy on the train typing into his iPhone, he's was so slow it was excruciating.

I know, turn those sounds off... what an iDiot
by bobonita November 3, 2007
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(n.) Someone that is reading this definition at this exact moment
by Anonomous Boi April 18, 2006
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A term belonging to a classification system no longer in use for the reason that it is now considered offensive in modern society, alluding to the stage from one to three in which the child is typically unable to learn connected speech, guard against common dangers, and experiences gratification from probing of the anal region.
Boy: Ghaa.
Mother: My little idiot.
by DeathByFloyd December 28, 2005
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