A place where we think everything is rascist and 99% of people don't know the difference between their, there, and they're.
by Swaggggg March 03, 2016
An extremely cute young lady, that despite her mistakes, is very wise in her actions.
She can often be found at Atherton High in the U.S.A. where she constantly receives the LAMEST America jokes ever.
She can often be found at Atherton High in the U.S.A. where she constantly receives the LAMEST America jokes ever.
by Jason Earls November 05, 2008
Owned by Captain America/Steve Rogers/Chris Evans. His suit in 2014 definitely did something for his ass. We love him. He is worthy.
America's Ass is defined in this snip-bit of the scene in endgame where Cap is seen in 2014:
“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”
“Mr. Rogers,” he (Tony Stark)murmurs into his headset. “That old suit design did nothing for your ass.” The camera stalls on Chris’s (Cap's) butt just long enough for Scott Lang (Ant-Man) to beg to differ. “You look great, Cap,” he reassures. “As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s Ass.”
by hey_o_buddy_o April 30, 2019
"Cap, that suit did nothing for your ass."
"As far as I'm concerned sir, that's America's ass!"
*fights his own self* "That is America's ass..."
"As far as I'm concerned sir, that's America's ass!"
*fights his own self* "That is America's ass..."
by ticklesquad May 02, 2019
by The_Crimson_Chin April 26, 2019
I know you wanna die
Girl you gotta die
This is a meme, that's a cream (E)
I got a brudda now, look at my weapon now (*rapid laser shots*)
Look at my cock, what the fuck is that? (ooo)
Yo grandma's dizzy, Don't got her sleeping pills
She's barely living now, Trippidy trippin now
Yaey, this is a bakery, buns in my pants
I'm a trap, I got a carrot
Yeye, Ima go fuck a gorilla
This is wrong
Ye ye, Ima go take a shit on my cousin's car so fuck you
Drink the Cola yey
I got Cola yey
Yey, yey, ye, ye, ye
OoOoOoOoOoO
OoOoOoOoOoO
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
OoOoOoOo
Suck somebody, you gon' suck somebody, I'm an asshole
This is a gym, look what I'm capable of
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Gucci gang
I'm so big, I'm a fatty, Wash my car bitch
This is America, that's Canada
Where's my coat at (flat)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100
Contra, contra, contra, contra, contra, contra
4, 6, 9? (woah)
Age is just a number
Yeah, suck it bitch
Oh shit, It's the police
Get down
Girl you gotta die
This is a meme, that's a cream (E)
I got a brudda now, look at my weapon now (*rapid laser shots*)
Look at my cock, what the fuck is that? (ooo)
Yo grandma's dizzy, Don't got her sleeping pills
She's barely living now, Trippidy trippin now
Yaey, this is a bakery, buns in my pants
I'm a trap, I got a carrot
Yeye, Ima go fuck a gorilla
This is wrong
Ye ye, Ima go take a shit on my cousin's car so fuck you
Drink the Cola yey
I got Cola yey
Yey, yey, ye, ye, ye
OoOoOoOoOoO
OoOoOoOoOoO
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
Get yo money
Get yo bluh man
OoOoOoOo
Suck somebody, you gon' suck somebody, I'm an asshole
This is a gym, look what I'm capable of
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Gucci gang
I'm so big, I'm a fatty, Wash my car bitch
This is America, that's Canada
Where's my coat at (flat)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100
Contra, contra, contra, contra, contra, contra
4, 6, 9? (woah)
Age is just a number
Yeah, suck it bitch
Oh shit, It's the police
Get down
by fafoerjfeflaejif' October 02, 2018
Captain America’s sweet, thicc, luscious ass cheeks; an ideal location for increased glycogen storage due to the supersoldier serum and the exercise he partakes in whilst kicking the vastly inferior asses of others; the muscular perfection of Steve Roger’s gluteus minimus, gluteus medius, and gluteus maximus; an exemplary example of dummy thicc buttocks; the area over which the super spandex of Captain America’s super suit where stretches the most; the only ass that was a recipient of complements from both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers in the movie Avengers: Endgame;
America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.
America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.
Hrrrrnnggh Tony im doing whatever it takes but im dummy thicc and the claps of America’s Ass cheeks keeps alerting Thanos
by Thicc cheeky April 26, 2019