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hypocrawesome

Magnificent act of hypocrisy, usually of the level only achievable by televangelists and politicians, but sometimes achieved by others. Some deeds are so hypocrawesome that observers are left speechless in fits of laughter.
"Did you read about that guy Matt in the New Times?"

"That Tea Party activist who's on the news opposing illegal immigration all the time? No. What did it say?"

"Turns out he hired an illegal alien at his laudromat, skimmed money from her paycheck, and threatened to turn her into immigration authorities if she did anything about it. She finally hired a lawyer, and the New Times picked up on the story."

"(laughing) Oh man! HAHAHHAA! That is the most hypocrawesome thing I've ever heard!!"
by Perforado October 30, 2013
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Hypocauliflowerchondriac

A grappler who thinks they have bad cauliflower ear but they’re just imagining things.
Man Robbie is being such a sissy about his normal ear, the Dude is a total Hypocauliflowerchondriac.
by Heagearsteal April 3, 2021
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hypes

-a sexually transmitted disease (STD) contracted from having sexual intercourse with a hype beast(see hype beast)
Did ya hear? Brandon caught hypes from Michael.
by Nich Neb June 24, 2008
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hypochondriac

Amy d. a.k.a. babycakes ALWAYS has warts, some type of severe cough, endometriosis, and cervical cancer (ps-from warts); therefore she is a hypochondriac.
by kenneth j. s. March 31, 2007
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hpos

hpos is the short form for calling someone a hidious piece of shit
dude what a hpos that brad is
by ac January 14, 2004
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hypo

Similar to typo an error in the hype for an event. Can be both positive and negative.
All the reviews said the Britney show was her best yet, but really it was jusy her sitting pantsless onstage. What a hypo.

When Sarah said she's bringing a special guest to the party I thought it was just her new girlfriend. I didn't realize Kanye was going to be there; what a hypo!
by parkca01 November 22, 2010
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Hypobulshaliarcrit

Someone who does one thing, while knowing it is in the wrong, while enforcing the same stupid rule upon someone else.
Pimpin, the hypobulshaliarcrit, was on watch from 0400 - 0800. While he was on watch, he blazed his logs then left the boat or went to sleep. The next morning at quarters, he started to yell at his subordinates for blazing logs and sleeping on watch.
by redwolfe8220 August 12, 2007
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