drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 01, 2022

Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022

husband head

Slang for being in that “husband” state of mind where you are thinking and acting just like a husband, especially as it pertains to being emotionally disengaged or verbally unresponsive.

Oh well, I have a very bad case of spousehearing right now, I am the total poster boy for husband head!

by Dr Bunnygirl January 31, 2024

Secure Husband

A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.

Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.

by TottalyrealFacts April 07, 2018

Husband Brother

A husband who looks very similar to his wife, generally in a very creepy way.

Yo dawg, you see that Husband Brother and Sister Wife over there making out? GROSS!!!!!!

by JamMasterBae February 19, 2016

Female husband

A woman in a relationship who takes on the more masc jobs, they are often the breadwinners, prefer pets over kids and potentially have a shitty family/family member. Unlike girlbosses who are 80% of the time morally questionable Female husbands are known to be petty and actually likeable

Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss

by Beaver shearer February 23, 2025

Best husband

The name Hamza is the best husband you can get, because he is sexy, beautiful and can make food and he is fun being with. And he is good in the bed.

Hamza the best husband

by Josefine1122 November 03, 2019