humphernickel

Someone who is acting ridiculously

Hey! You're being a bit of a humphernickel rn

by mrwriggly July 19, 2022

humphernickel

Someone that is acting ridiculously

Hey bro! You're acting like a humphernickel rn

by mrwriggly July 19, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

When you are hovering your ass over the toilet and the shit hits the lid of the toilet before sliding into it

Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty

Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?

Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit

by BirdKibble July 25, 2022

Humpty

The fuel of nightmares, typically an egg or a previous English king.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

by poroekd October 13, 2022

humphler

vocally an idiot.

kevin is never right about anything he says he is such a humphler

by If I was home November 19, 2022

humptyrump

when you smash someone so hard that they pass out for a couple seconds

bro, i absolutely humptyrumped my girlfriend last night

fr no one asked

by kid stealer November 24, 2022

Humpty dumpty

Spittin image of Shea kearns

Person:have you seen Shea kearns

Person 2: Aye head on him like Humpty Dumpty

by Crt November 26, 2022