hoinkydonk

micro penis

ex: it was so sad, he has a hoinkydonk

by gay_ghost June 5, 2021

Frat Hoping

When sorority women travel to and from one fraternity house to other fraternity houses multiple times during the course of an event or evening.

A sorority women or group of sorority women go frat hoping one evening from one fraternity house to another and another, etc.

by McFratty September 30, 2010

monkey hosing

Vigorously tugging of your own or a friends foreskin and stretching it a considerable distance. Usually done whilst staring at a banana and grinning like a fool.

His constant monkey hosing risked him being locked up in the zoo.

by DirtyBob April 18, 2015

straw hominem

Combination of strawman and ad hominem. A form of logical fallacy in which one misrepresents one's opponent's argument as a premise that is not only not held by the opponent but so absurd that obviously no rational person would hold it.

"You Republicans only oppose abortion because you want to control women's bodies!"
"Straw hominem, we just don't think you should be allowed to commit murder for no reason."

by Sadie Enward October 27, 2021

Midnight pot holing

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.

Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....

by BigBadJonnyboy August 24, 2011

Hoing

Hailing and snowing

Person 1: hey! Its hailing and snowing
Person 2: thats called hoing

by Bcelm5 March 31, 2013

Hoeing around

When a girl is selling her body and/or sleeping with multiple guys at a time.

Jennifer has been hoeing around for the past year.

by Godhimself2699 December 12, 2018