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evict horizon

The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.
When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
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Bring Me The Horizon

A cringey band for eleven year old scene white girls who like complaining about their "terrible" middle class lives whilst on their Iphone7 in their mums suv going to their private school. Most people think of them as either "emo" or "metal" or both while they are just a shitty pop band with guitars. Tbh I'm surprised their fanpage doesnt have a bunch of pedophiles.
11yearoldgirlnobodylikes: Rawr XD I like emo metal like BVB Bring Me The Horizon, Asking Alexandria, Pierce The Veil, TØP, and Jimmy Eats World
Me: None of those bands are metal and the only emo band you listed was Jimmy EAT world not EATS

11yearoldgirlnobodylikes:nah your just jelly because im so scene rawr
Me: *Places gun to head and shoots
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Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log
hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile
by Miles Labia December 15, 2003
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horizonite

a bible abusing closeminded bigot asshole, generally bred from the San Diego based highschool, Horizon. abusive, racist, sexist, overall inept for life outside the four years and four walls they are there.
that person screaming "God hates fags" is such a horizonite.
by horizon-surivivor August 22, 2011
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Bring me the Horizon

A Crappy Deathcore band from America that defines poser.
Oli Sykes also believes Napalm Death's "Scum" Isn't real Grindcore. Phail! Ami rite?
"LULZ! I'm totally hardcore AND EMOtional. My Mommy killed my Daddy because she loves me, wah wah Grgrlgrgl *Squeal*, lulz where mur grindcore ten Napalm Death! lulz I has small penor :'( " - Oli Sykes of Bring me the Horizon
by Shitrock January 12, 2009
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Horizontally acceptable

A woman who is easy to fornicate with.
That chick is so horizontally acceptable,she did the whole basketball team.
by Clemmer April 21, 2006
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Horizontal Tapdance

Me and LaShawnda just got done doing the Horizontal Tapdance.
by CAMMYdoodles January 21, 2009
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