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Herbert

Herbert is going to be killed off in Season 7. HOORAY!!
by Alright Thazzit January 18, 2008
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meriam herbert

An ugly transvestite who sits in the library by herself (although it could be a he) and read books like a nerd. She has no friends and no life and smells like a flyblown sheep.
Don't be a meriam herbert!
by Amanda hugandkiss November 25, 2004
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Herbert

When a man sticks his fist in another man's ass.
-Man, i could really go for a herbert right now

-really? me too!

-awesome! i'll go get the gloves
by le gooch September 30, 2008
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hobbed

A pass-tense verb used to tell that a person is caught or telled on.
See "hobb" (not)
HaHa goss you got hobbed by thompson.
by Captain Kerpow June 10, 2005
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Herbert

When you have sex with someone and a little boy at the same time
A sex move like a felther which is something you can do with a Herbert cake Herbert pie
by Stancer October 10, 2008
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Justin Herbert

Literally the most overrated QB in the nfl I seriously don’t understand why people think he’s good he’s literally the worst qb in the afc west the only reason people consider him good is because he had a an O line and mike Williams put him behind the jets he ain’t doing shit.
Justin Herbert is the most overrated QB in the league
by Fagagenosis November 24, 2021
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Hoben

The religious belief that life is divided into the two categories of Love and Luck; and that there is one chief controller of life known as "The Life Person" who supervises the decisions of the Love Dept. and Luck Dept.

The "Life Helpers" of the Love Dept. assign each person Action Points depending on their current relationship status (their steady). When one is currently going steady, the Love Dept. assigns them extensive amounts of Action Points until the end of the relationship (whether or not the Action comes from one's steady is insignificant). Mortals lacking a steady are distributed a fewer amount of Action Points. However, the Love Dept. distributes the largest portion of Points during the months of June through August. There is only a specific amounts of bonus points during this period of time, so one must be careful to use them wisely.

The Luck Dept. randomly assigns a certain amount of Luck, or Karma, to each individual. That is all.
"Darn, I used up all my action points, that's why I haven't met any hotties this summer! It's OK though, it's worth it to be part of the Hoben religion!!!!"
by HobenFounderz August 11, 2009
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