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Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Salisbury Hop

A random/bad infield hop made by a ground ball in the game of baseball or softball. Named after the softball fields in West Lafayette, Indiana, which are known for their propensity to produce bad hops due to having low maintenance gravel instead of actual dirt infields.

The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
When it happens in your favor: "Yes, that was the Salisbury Hop we needed!"

When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
by Mister Five June 4, 2011
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Hop On Pilgrammed

A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on pilgrammed on roblox and do rough bum sex
Yo bro hop on pilgrammed

Sure bro *pulls down pants and begins to get bum fucked*
by Pilgrammed man May 6, 2023
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Hop on YBA

An invitation to lure jews into Buchenwald
German : Hop on YBA
Jew : Yes
by Demofisher January 30, 2022
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Synth-Hop

Hip Hop music that is heavily influenced by the analog synthesizer sounds very reminiscent of the 80s Synthpop movement.
Synth-Hop is like taking an old Depeche Mode song and rapping to it .

I heard a Synth-Hop track the other day , and it reminded me of that analog 80s music we were listening to when we were in high school.
by Omicros February 8, 2018
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hop on auu

a phrase used by auu players used to request for rough anal sex and cbt. also uncommonly used to request for a blowjob
Yo you wanna hop on auu?

Yea ill be there
by notproductionlolololol August 19, 2021
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Dinosaur Hop

Dance move. When put to song could be the next big dance move among hip hop debutants. Directions are simple: First you put your hands up to your nipples (in dinosaur claw form), then you jump around like a stupid cripple. Its the hop, its the dinosaur hop.
Yo I fucking love this song, lets do the Dinosaur Hop!
by Hard Hat Harold January 20, 2009
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