hoonanner

Slang for penis, dick, etc., etc.

Did she touch your hoonanner?

by Paul Morgan June 27, 2005

Hoofty

A small, bad-quality or poorly-assembled marijuana joint that will barely suffice in getting seasoned smokers very high; still, is far better than having nothing to smoke at all. Usually rolled using remnants and scrapings of leftover THC in various forms (roaches, powder, oil residue, etc.)

"Hey man, the dispensary doesn't open for an hour, but I managed to roll a little hoofty to smoke in the meantime!"

by stinsonsteven May 12, 2016

Hoon

Similar to a twink, a hoon is a male who likes it up the ass. Reference poo puncher.

Dude, that guys such a hoon.

by Stogiehatesyou December 6, 2010

hoofthepad

to walk a distance.

theres na taxis, we'll have tae hoofthepad.

by berwicka May 30, 2003

hooninating

its the verb of hoon. if someone is a hoon then they drive fast, crazily and do burnouts etc. if someone is hooninating then they are being a hoon at that time. usually associated with younger males.

Last night Johno was hooninating good to loose the cops.

by Kizza in Aus May 27, 2007

hoon run

to go on a trip with your bros and your hos, usually for like more than a week to somewhere you havent been before

Yo brah, lets go on a hoon run down to florida, ill bring my hos and you can bring yours.

by J-J-J-J-ugganot October 1, 2007

Hoon Skin

Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".

EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.

by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011