by kid chameleon October 16, 2003
Get the mexican hookermug. Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.
Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.
Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.
When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.
The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.
Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.
When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.
The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting
Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
by Roger the arms dealer July 12, 2009
Get the hooker baitingmug. A unnecessarily long slit in a skirt or dress. Usually reserved for women who shouldn't be wearing such things.
by Piavenger July 22, 2011
Get the Hooker slitmug. A cheap hotel room purchased for the specific purpose of having sexual relations with prostitutes. Another hotel room is used to house all personal belongings, keeping them safe from possible theft.
Tell that whore we're staying in room 3615 at Excalibur, that's my hooker room for the weekend. The last call girl I brought up to my suite at the Cosmo stole $1,000, my laptop and the remote for the TV. I'll be damned if I get charged another fee for a missing remote!
by ewphewpew December 1, 2015
Get the hooker roommug. by Sheriff PT Nipples July 14, 2020
Get the hooker logicmug. A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.
Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.
by The Future Resident May 25, 2016
Get the Tree Hookermug.