hesher

- person whose only goal in life is to rock out with his cock out. also known for quoting beavis and butthead and dressing like them. can be spotted in grade school playgrounds in the evening showing 8 yr olds how to olly and smoke their daddies cigarettes

beavis, butthead, mullethead

by dave January 18, 2005

Hetero Supremacist

Hetero supremacist is an adjective that describes a person who is at the highest level of homophobia. People who are hetero supremacists never have friends who are of the GLBT community and often make hurtful comments or slurs about the GLBT community knowing it will be offensive. If they have family who identify with the GLBT community, they are likely to disown those family members. These types of homophobes only listen to stereotypes and never seek out real information about the GLBT community. They are often people who seek out to take away rights from gays and lesbians and feel superior to the gay community.

Some hetero supremacists are: Maggie Gallagher (National Organization of Marriage), Mike Huckabee (U.S. Politician), Sarah Palin (Former U.S. Politician), The Westboro Baptist Church, and The Catholic Church.

Tom: I never have friends who are gay because I feel I'm better than them.

Chris: You're really acting like a hetero supremacist and it's disgusting. I can't be you're friend anymore.

by Schoolboy21 September 16, 2010

hetero-homo crush

when you're heterosexual but you have one crush of the same sex. doesn't mean you're homosexual or bisexual. it's just an exception often made for celebrities.

also known as same sex crush.

even though i'm a straight dude, i have a hetero-homo crush on brad pitt.

i'm straight and everything, but i totally have a same sex crush on demi lovato.

by mcnabeezy November 7, 2009

hobo heater

1. n. a half or whole barrel with fuel, used for warming the hands when lit

2. n. a sexual act involving sexual intercourse in a pile of garbage, while wrapped in newspaper.

1. Jimbo cooked his rat sandwich over the communal hobo heater.

2. Cindy loves hobo heaters, the smell of rotting vegetables gets her more aroused than anything else.

by M. Monroe January 19, 2009

Freezing hetero

The equivalent of a flaming homo. Unlike their gay outgoing counterparts, freezing heteros are more uptight and contained or "cold" and seem to shove their heterosexuality in peoples faces while showing their contempt for homosexuals.

Man 1: So I heard you went to the club
Man 2: Yea it was great. There were so many hot girls and they were so sexy and I even saw two girls making out it was
awesome!
Man 1: Sounds great
Man 2: Yea it was but then it was ruined when I got out. I saw two dudes making out it was nasty and is totally wrong.
Man 1: Man you are such a freezing hetero

by OmegaO_o June 5, 2010

on a heater

The string of luck someone has when gambling.

Rita wouldn't leave the casino because she was on a heater.

by Delacroix63 January 22, 2018

hesher

1: (n.) A person infatuated with the heavy metal culture of America in the 1980s. Such individuals almost exclusively drop out of high school to join a pathetic cover band, wear Metallica T-shirts and leather pants, and are often found living at rock concerts or in their parents' basements. The only profession in which heshers are qualified to work is as waitstaff at a Hard Rock Cafe. Ironically, though many heshers are not old enough to have experienced the 1980s, they still collect obsolete vinyl records and have the terrible misconception that Motley Crue is still a popular band. The definition of hesher may partially coincide with the definitions of goth or baker. Etymology: derived from 'Hessian', referring to masculine Germanic mercenaries from Hesse. (These mercenaries were actually chill, unlike heshers, who likely were not even popular during the 1980s.)

2: (adj.) Of or relating to heshers or hesher culture. Also 'hessian'. (cf. the related concept 'emo'.)

Chill your tits! Just offer the heshers free beer to calm them down, then call animal control.

Holy crap, does that retarded 17-year-old who smells like cheap ganja actually have a blue mohawk, black skinny jeans, and a Kiss T-shirt? He's totals hesher!

Bro, if you keep going to Black Sabbath concerts, you might go hesher on me.

by chillr October 11, 2013