hershey highway road warrior

The best way to call someone a flaming homosexual.

"Hershey Highway" Refers to the "Chocolate Road" which is in fact a man's anus.

"Road Warrior" = Flaming homosexual lolz.

These two phrases combined produce a very fulfilling burn which just rolls off the tongue and often spurrs spontaneous orgasms in nearby females within a 15 metre radius.

Guy 1 - "Lol so i was shopping at HH Greg and I found the cutest pair of little shoezies!"
Guy 2 - "... Hershey Highway Road Warrior Rly?"
Nearby Women - "UUUNGH!!"

by Kheil Szchaughtt January 4, 2008

Hershey’s Kiss

Right after anal if there is feces on the penis, the person switches to a blowjob and then goes in for a kiss.

“My first time havin anal I accidentally shitted on my mans dick, had to get up real quick and suck that shit off before he saw it. Then I gave him a Hershey’s Kiss.”

by Dale Beans September 8, 2023

Melted hersheys

When your ass has diarrhea

Damn I gotta go to the bathroom I got some Melted hersheys

by Sighnamecuff June 3, 2019

Hershey sharts

Synonym: The chocolate fountain made in the porcelain.

Antonym: a normal turd.

Shart= sh** and fart together.

Dude, that pile of meth gave me the Hershey Sharts!

by KingJosef October 25, 2020

hershey kisses

When a black girl kisses the tip of your dick.

Brody: What you and Zoe do last night?
Rod: Man, Zoe sucked my dick raw and topped it with some Hershey Kisses?
Brody: Damn, you good ?
Rod: Man, I just regret kissing her afterwards.
Brody: And I regret drinking your Sprite now.

by SweetTheJungleFreak April 22, 2016

Hershey Sundae

When you fill your urethra with chocolate syrup, and then have a girl suck your dick. You then ejaculate the chocolate syrup into her mouth.

I gave that girl a hershey sundae and now she's hooked on my dick.

by bstaplet October 19, 2013

Hershey's wing fingers

The Hershey’s wing fingers are when you stick one or more fingers, not including thumbs, up yours or someone else’s butthole and immediately suck the poop off your fingers as if it is wing sauce residue.

Last night Tommy straight up did the Hershey's wing fingers to Dave’s dad.

by Gobble daddy and the Mac March 25, 2021