Poor Henry

When an inferior person referred to as Henry, is compared to another person.

I saw Brad with Jessica the other day. Poor Henry.

by Kajsjduehebi January 14, 2020

Martini Henry

A 45/577 calibre rifle used to slaughter natives since 1871.
Made famous at the battle of Rourke's Drift during the Zulu war in 1879.
During which the British Empire slaughtered 1000's of wog's, except at the battle of Isandhlwana, which we won't talk about.

There's a good fellow

by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

Henry VIII

(1491-1547) A King of England who began as a handsome, sweet-natured prince and became a fat, bloated, lecherous, ruthless, narcissistic tyrant whose split from the Catholic faith to divorce his first wife and marry his second can be felt today.
He married six times, first to Katherine of Aragon (divorced), then to Anne Boleyn (beheaded), then to Jane Seymour (died), then to Anne of Cleves (divorced), then to Katherine Howard (beheaded), and finally to Katherine Parr (survived).
To his credit, he legitimized the crown after decades of the War of the Roses (warring between the two branches of the royal family), but he is remembered today for his lechery and for abusing his wives and his two daughters in a futile effort for a healthy son; only his daughter Elizabeth I would be his saving grace.

After the death of Jane Seymour from childbirth, a new wife was sought for Henry VIII, reaching across Europe, but his reputation preceded him; he chose 16-year-old Christina of Milan first, but the widowed duchess (a great-niece of Katherine of Aragon) refused, saying that she would be happy to marry him if she had two heads. Henry next chose Marie de Guise, another young widow, since "as a big man he needed a big wife"; she rejected his offer and quipped that she may have been a big woman but she had a very little neck (in reference to Anne Boleyn) and she wasted little time in marrying Henry's nephew, James V of Scotland. Anne of Cleves became the first pick as other candidates made excuses or married.
Henry VIII seemed to have a liking for redheads named Katherine, since he married three such women.

Messenger: (to a group of young noblewomen) "His Royal Majesty Henry VIII seeketh another wife."
Young noblewomen: (screaming in horror and stampeding)

by Lorelili September 21, 2011

Fort Henry

A place where weird university students work in the summer, meet people they would otherwise never meet, have all kinds of drunken sex, complain alot, and become the subjects of huge amounts of ridicule by a few cool people.

Weird kid - "I loved working at Fort Henry this summer! Being in the Drums was awesome!"

Cool guy - "I still don't even know your name."

by ManOrMouse? October 26, 2010

hooray henry

In Monty Python terms, English upper class twits - public schoolboys who turn into oiks and behave rudely, noisily and foolishly in a group at public functions rather as European players of rugby football are commonly said to comport themselves at social events. The females of the species (rarer)are Hooray Henriettas.

Prince Harry and his brother are turning into right Hooray Henrys, just like all the Windsor males.

by ziddi van der zee September 2, 2004

Hardcore Henry

One of the most unique action movies ever to grace humanity in the last century.

It follows Henry, a mute cyborg who has to save his girlfriend or something from an emo dude who can fly and do crazy shit.

It is shot entirely in a first-person perspective and is a blast to watch.

Hey dude, wanna watch Hardcore Henry on YouTube, it's amazing!

Why wouldn't I? I nutted everywhere when I saw it in theaters when it came out.

by Septic38rp May 18, 2020

what the henry

Used when one is in shock, another way of saying what the fuck. It is no doubt cooler though.

Eric: I am giving up alcohol and becoming T Total
Charlie: what the Henry!

by CharlieLovesTheSesh October 30, 2019