Helicopter job

Involveds violently whipping your dick against a girls face for pleasure

Why have you got bruises on your face?....... I gave Tom a helicopter job xdxdxdx

by Wigglydick July 13, 2016

Maple Helicopter

The act of receiving a girthy meat slap repeatedly by a Canadian Mounty while singing Oh, Canada.

Eh buddy, I just gave that slag over there a "maple helicopter oot back, eh!

by J Suave September 29, 2022

the spinny helicopter

When you stick a toy helicopter up your girlfriends butt, and push her acrossed the floor screaming " WE'RE GOING DOWN HOUSTON"

I performed The Spinny Helicopter on the bae, and she was goin down

by Jay dizzle February 02, 2015

Seattle Helicopter

n- The act of pissing and/or nutting while spinning ones dick.

I totes just gave Sally a Seattle Helicopter. When my mom came home, I blamed the dog.

by Napalm in the Morning April 12, 2014

Arabian Helicopter

While on a sexual phone call or during coitus, wave hairy penis on screen to attract female.

Bro I totally did the Arabian Helicopter to that hot bitch last night

by Big_Bug_Bag May 03, 2019

Russian Helicopter

An Eastern European sexual practice which involves a man lying on his back while his female partner performs this splits whilst they are having intercourse, the man begins to spin the woman by her legs (at approx. 1278.3696 RPM) until the mans assistance is no longer required. This act is a gymnastic feat performed by only top professionals. It has a 98% mortality rate. There have only been four recorded occasions in which the act has resulted in no fatalities.

Guy 1: "I got to go to the doc's later"
Guy 2: "Why"
Guy 1: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian Helicopter"
Guy 2: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Guy 1: "Well she died in a state of extreme pleasure and my dick fell off"
Guy 2: "Well that is to be expected"
Guy 1: "Yup... Nice Gilet"
Guy 2 "Cheers, man!"

by TheMightyGustaf February 13, 2011

Attack helicopter

When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.

"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"

by TiP February 25, 2016