heeling it 

The act of appearing to be busy when working From home by bumping the computer mouse with the heel of your foot as it sits on your coffee table or other foot rest. This allows you to relax with your feet up and watch T.V. or read while still appearing to be active and hard at work.

John was "available" on IM, but didn't respond when I messaged him. Considering there is an afternoon ballgame today, he's probably heeling it.

heeling it by fatsheldon April 22, 2009

Heely-whacking 

When one wears Heely shoes and pulls some serious tail by rolling by a line of ladies and smacking them on the ass.

Look at John over there, heely-whacking all of those chicas.

Heely-whacking by heelywhacker August 20, 2010

Hanging Up the High Heels 

When a homosexual male finds out that he’s actually a straight male - attracted to women, after a lifetime of being with men.

1: Hey, I heard you slept with Kaitlyn last night...what gives?
2: I don’t know what came over me, I found her irresistible..I couldn’t help myself.
1: How was she compared to your boyfriend?
2: I..I think I really liked it... I think I might be hanging up the high heels...
1: Well, don’t forget the closet is always here, ready to welcome you back anytime.

Hanging Up the High Heels by High heels November 11, 2018

Heelie 

When the gentleman proceeds to rub the cooch and or vagina to make her wilderbeast sounds start to emit,

Ex: Laura loves when I heelie that coochy. Maybe she'll squirt like that ashquita chick

Heelie by Coochmaster98 June 18, 2017

heels 

A major instrument of feminization, used by the slutboy to practice his walkings properly for his adored mistress

Let me hit my heels on the floor and slink my little ass for you

heels by Ysengrim January 3, 2004

Heelist 

One who refuses to consume the heel (first and last slices) of a loaf of bread. This is due to the ignorant idea that the heel of the bread is inedible and is bereft of good taste.

Jimmy: Sally, do we have another loaf of bread?
Sally: Why?
Jimmy: Cause I just finished the last loaf.
Sally: No you didn't. There's the first and last pieces left.
Jimmy: Oh, I don't like those.
Sally: You heelist!

Heelist by Bread Equality October 29, 2011

1980's Vintage Heels

The Gayest Shoes Purchasable To Date.

Wow Paul Are Those 1980's Vintage Heels? Oh I See, You're On Your Way To The Gay Bar.

1980's Vintage Heels by Evan The Man March 25, 2008