Heavy Thway was born in the darkest chasms of Morder. Forged by Sauron himself no one knows if he is man, beast, or merely legend. Spotted at various times in history, his alleged 8 foot penis has conquered many kingdoms (Egypt, Rome and Athens to name a few). He can only be killed at midnight on January 12th of a leap year, by pouring cold barbecue sauce in his ear while repeatedly penetrating him with a fork. May he live long, and gift us with his presence for many a day.
"Yo I thought I saw Heavy Thway yesterday but it turned out it was The Rock on steroids wielding a huge dildo. Easy mistake"
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(n.) a relationship or friendship that you can't get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is still somehow alive and unfinished.
This feeling is called a heartworm. Even after breaking from eachother, you still find a way to miss them.
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Get the Tampon Head mug.To beat the game of Zelda with only the three hearts you have at the beginning. This means not picking up any of the heart pieces at the end of each temple and not doing any other thing that would gain you heart pieces throughout the game.
"I pretty much owned The 3 Heart Challenge. I must say... not picking up that first heart piece was truly a test of will-power... knowing that I would have to fight Ganon with only 3 hearts!"
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