Twink has got to tink

When an effeminate man goes to the bathroom to take a piss.

“This twink has got to tink.”

Ricky Funkhouser

by Vapor smoker May 18, 2021

I has a bucket

The best site on the internet ever.
It contains someone stealing a poor animal's bucket.

one day he'll get it back, one day...

animal: I has a bucket.
person: grabs bucket
literally every single living being in existence: NOOOOOOO THEY BE STEALING MY BUCKET

by TheDumbAssGuy March 29, 2022

The Brown Train Has Reached the End of the Line

euphemism for a bowel movement.

"Hey, you wanna go grab a drink?"

"Alright, but I gotta crap first. The brown train has reached the end of the line."

by crouchingtiger August 6, 2012

the crab has juice.

To be fashionable or stylish, to be full of swag; impressively smart-dressed. Most commonly used when someone has new garments or shows up dressing formal.

Look at this man's jacket: the crab has juice.

by Ervaela January 9, 2015

the rabbit has become the hare

When an incredible turn of events unfolds, letting the author of a comment become the ultimate villain in a world that is unbeknownst to him prior

And just like that Barron..... the rabbit has become the hare

Oh GREAT SCOTT! The rabbit has become the hare!!!

by Baron Terding January 18, 2017

Can I has a fries

When Andy ask for fries but grammerly incorrectly

Can I has a fries????

by Andyfries January 10, 2019

fuck a b it has more holes

Slang. Whenever someone says fuckin a it’s funny to say fuck a b it has more holes!

Fuckin a man! Fuck a b it has more holes! What do ya mean? Well aren’t there 2 holes in a b instead of one in a?

by B-rizzle February 27, 2019