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Henson Handjob

A sexual act where Person A sticks their hand up Person B's ass. Then Person B gives a handjob to another individual
She said she was into Muppets but I didn't know that she wanted to give her boyfriend a Henson Handjob
by Hand over the muppet August 26, 2021
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Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame
Hey you want a farm handjob?

I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.
by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022
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German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.
"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.
by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022
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handjob

Stimulation of the phallus by hand given by a partner. This is typically utilized by the female when she knows she should be using her mouth.
Damn baby, if I wanted a handjob, I'd do it myself! Get down on that shit!
by KGCP October 30, 2006
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hanun

Always get the early bird to wish others birthday especialy her parents
That so hanun because she wish happy birthday to all!
by Kamil the beast December 28, 2017
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handjive

a very lame handjob from someone with little experience with with handjobbing, jive being a slang word for bullshit
Mary has good blowjobs, but she needs to work on her hand skills. Her handjob was more like handjive.
by Mr Secks May 12, 2011
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hanukkah harry

the jewish equivlant of santa claus.
by J-Unit April 23, 2004
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