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Halter Handles

Excess flab that spills over from the underarm as a result of wearing an overly tight halter or tube top.
"that girl should not be wearing that halter top, she has halter handles!"
"but kevin likes girls who have halter handles!"
by kevinlikeshh August 13, 2009
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Ham handlers

The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.
Look at at the ham handlers on that! She really looks like she knows how to handle a ham.
by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020
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Dry Handed

When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. The problem is it's completey dry. It should still be slightly wet from the washing process. You just got dry handed!
It was a tough night at work. I hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. Thank God I brought my Purell.
by Orange Mullet January 13, 2007
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left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.
Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?
by Xerxy April 28, 2006
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handcestors

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.
I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.
by Tara Cuda February 1, 2016
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handles

word in streetball meaning dribbling ability...how well you can dribble the basketball and perform tricks determines youre handles.
"that player just shoke'em wit his crazy handles!"
by j-la August 19, 2003
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Handraulic

The use of archaic hand methods to articulate complex ideas; even though use of technology would greatly increase efficiency and simplify the task at hand.
Students will use handraulic methods to write a fifteen page report. Typed reports will not be accepted.

All math problems are to be done handraulicly; use of calculators is not permitted.
by Sapper Ugly May 21, 2009
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