1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.
Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.
by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015
Get the handy jay and silent bob mug.Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010
Get the Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse mug.Receiving a handjob under the table at a Denny's restaurant. Preferably while ordering the Moon Over My Hammy.
by DaCrun October 13, 2010
Get the Moon over My-Handy mug.I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.
by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014
Get the Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy mug.My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.
by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023
Get the 80/20 Handy-Blow mug.The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
Get the Half Winded Handy mug.Ugh bro, my drain is backing up again from all the handy andy going on.
Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.
Do you happen to sell drains for all the handy andy in my drain.
by Silly eye bro November 14, 2018
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