Jersey Hamburger 

When a man takes a woman's patties (her breasts) and warms them up (slaps them around) then eats the hamburger (motorboat). He then slaps her across the forehead with his boner, knocking her out, then gives her some cement shoes (cum on her feet) and make her "sleep with da fishes" (pee on her face)

ay-yo douchebag, i totally gave Snookie a Jersey Hamburger after I gave her a Jersey Hotdog

Jersey Hamburger by JerseyBoi Yee December 29, 2010

Alabama Hamburger Style

1. Someone lays on the floor(bottom bun)

2. You puke on the person who is laying down(The lettuce)

3. Then someone lays on top of the person meanwhile the person laying down inserts the penis in the anus.(That's the hamburger)

4. Then the women smear's her own menstrual blood all over the body; therefore, when she lays down the penis will insert her bloody vagina(That's the ketchup)

5. Nevertheless, the dude lays on top of the women and proceeds to stick his monstrosity of a penis into her anus(Top bun)

6. Their you go; you have completed the "Alabama Hamburger Style"

Thomas: Man, Jeffery when I put my penis in your ass last night my penis felt sooo warm and tender.

Jeffery: Thomas when you stuck your humongous cock in my ass man(said it aggressive) I couldn't stop moaning.

April: Jeffery you made me moan soo hard that my parents woke up.

Johnny: Aye, what'a bout my awesome puke that I did, and also April when I hit it from behind it felt good.

Requis: What y'all talking about?

Everyone(except Requis): We did the "Alabama Hamburger Style" last night.

Alabama Hamburger Style by Pyramid titties April 9, 2019

Jersey Hamburger 

When you're going to pound town and you fold her in half "hamburger style" putting her feet behind her head. There's a proud New Jersian who claims that this is his signature move making it the Jersey Hamburger.

Vinny: Hey Tony, you get a piece of ass last night?
Tony: Yea bro, I have her the ol Jersey Hamburger.

Jersey Hamburger by Fhritp16 July 29, 2016

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

OMG she had the worst desert hamburger.

desert hamburger by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

Homie Hamburger 

A sexual act were one man is designated as the bottom bun. Another man lies over the bottom bun placing his dick inside the ass of the bottom. This act is repeated creating a chain of men stacked on top of one another with their dicks inside the man below them until a top bun is designated. This act is completely straight and not homosexual at all.

"Yo Rhett, are you going to be at the Homie Hamburger tonight?"

Homie Hamburger by Cumlord225 December 16, 2021

Kara hamburger 

Kara is a hamburger and gets high, like a lot, hence why it’s called the devils lettuce. Hamburger Kara doesn’t really care that she is getting burgled she just doesn’t. She is also sitting in front of the infamous burger trentpaz.

OMG YOUR HAMBUGER IS SO HIGH KARA
At least it isn’t burnt and orange and looks like it’s on crack.
-Kara hamburger

Kara hamburger by Brookiedd July 18, 2022

Human Hamburger 

What you transform into when you implode in a 670 cm × 280 cm × 250 cm 9,525 kg submarine piloted by a logitech gaming controller 3,500 meters below sea level.

Those rich fucks turned into human hamburgers.

Human Hamburger by Shogun__ August 27, 2023