Hamlet

A shakespearean play about the character of the same name who attempts to avenge his father's death. It would be pretty good, if it were not written in freaking early modern english. It has since been made better, by being converted into an episode of The Simpsons. Written for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Taught by teachers, especially Mr. Newcombe, for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Not as good as it is purported to be.

To be, or not to be; that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep -
No more, and by sleep to say we end
the heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to - 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil
Must give us pause.

by Carter May 18, 2005

humble

Generally anything positive, flashy or "different"

derek's humble as shit...

person one: she really walked out on him

person two: that's not humble...

person 1: she got some big titties...

person: off the humble yeahh....

by Modicking Shithead May 23, 2014

Humble brag

When you try to low-key stroke your ego, while acting unimpressed with yourself.

"You think I'm the shit? OMG, Ib think you're the shit! I didn't realize I was so liked".

"No need to humble brag".

by Trez0688 April 20, 2022

Hamberder

A word that President Trump uses in lieu of “hamburger” because he is a moron.

President Trump served a feast of “good American” fast food, including “hamberders” to the national Champion Clemson Tigers football team. There may have been covfefe to drink.

The president is an idiot.

by senorwencesblewme January 15, 2019

Jj Hamblett

One of the four members that make up the band Union J, he is some sort of earth god and his voice is made of melted heaven.

Jcat1: My favourite of Union j is Jj Hamblett.
Jcat2: yeah I'm pretty sure he is a god..
Jcat1: his face is sculpted by angels I heard.

by Jcat1 January 17, 2013

hamlet

a short fat "pig physiqued" manlet

a: haha look at that dude he's short and fat
b: typical hamlet

by lolzgym_nyc August 22, 2012

on the humble

adj. unable to do what you want because you're don't have the money

Hey, Let's go catch that new action flick

I can't man, I'm on the humble.

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004