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Halloween

Halloween is when a bunch of fat little kids go running around house to house looking for candy.
Halloween night:
John: Hey look I got more candy! But what else do I have?

Savannah: diabetes.
by Sad girl 101 October 31, 2019
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Halloween

The only day (especially in a cathothic school) when you look forward to being alive to get high on candy.
Wow Halloween is such a waste of money.
by SandalRoro666 October 28, 2019
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Halloween

Sally's birthday is the same as every other birthday in Halloween Town-because every day is Halloween there.
by Green_Genie November 10, 2025
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halloweener

A person who pretends to be something. (for example something when they're not).
I am a happy halloweener and am pretending to be happy.
by syata honeyspoo October 16, 2015
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New Halloween

this is the new generation of Halloween thats spreading like wild fire across the world to keep our children safe. instead of kids going out wearing costumes. they stay at home and you leave candy in their mail box where they have a container on the other side in their home or on the porch and you don't even see the kids but we do it just because we love them and they do this for a long time anyway. kids can still go to halloween costumes parties or school parties if they wish to. we ask this be done in the day time and not at night. so they can collect it before night starts. so we ask people with jobs prepare before and do it before or after work depending on the time you work. we can make a world a better place together. we ask for the houses with kids who want candy to have their porch light on all day to know which house has kids. and please don't decide for the kids or listen to kids who don't know what candy is or only had nasty candy and not the good kind. please make sure to get good candy kids love and not just any kind. its not hard to find out and you can't try more than one at a time it will taste different when you blend different types of candy , by eating them at the same time or back to back.
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I hate gay halloween

"I hate gay halloween..." is a meme format in which a person dresses up as a pop culture reference, a niche meme, or any random scene. It went viral on Twitter (X) during Halloween in 2024.

It usually follows the sentence: "I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're insert meme"
"I hate gay halloween, wdym you're the Dream crying on stage gif??"
"I hate gay halloween wdym you're Tokyo Toni"
"I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're Chappell Roan and a passenger seat??"
by repufolklore November 7, 2024
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Halloween

The only day when you get to take candy from a stranger without possibly getting kidnapped
by RebelGirl124 October 31, 2019
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