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square house

An establishment such as a bar where conduct is held to a standard of fairness.
Seen on the back wall of the bar depicted in the TV series Cheers is a sign: "This is a square house. Report any un-fairness to the proprietor., presumably this is a comparison between squareness and fairness.
by St3v3-0 February 18, 2012
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Baptist In The Church House

To Be used like Sugar Honey Iced Tea, when you can not openly curse Baptist In The Church House means Bitch.
That Baptist In The Church House still hasn't payed me all my money.
by Professorlacy July 15, 2010
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flop house

normally it is an apartment where many drug abusers stay to sleep and abuse drugs. Some of these people pay rent, while others are unemployed and do nothing with their lives except party and abuse drugs.
by valoem July 16, 2008
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corey in the house

I used to think that there was no such thing as a perfect anime. Then I watched Corey in the House.
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Shot House

A black market bar where shots of liquor can be bought at low prices straight from the bottle. Many shot houses also sell beer after hours. They are usually run out of someone's apartment or house and known only by neighbors.

Shot houses are also a common place for people without official identification (whether underage or illegal immigrants) to buy alcohol.
Its too late for the store, Luis runs a shot house down the street. he's got shots of jim beam for 25 cents and tequila for 50. its sketch but our only option getting off of work this late.
by NewsNewport February 4, 2012
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Council House Passport

The delightful act of having a kid with the single purpose of getting a nice new council pad.
"glen and his lass are sorted now they have a Council House Passport on the way..."
by betamax February 16, 2006
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House Goon

someone who has only started listening to House Music recently in their life, and now is all of a suddenly obsessed with it. They refer to this music as 'new', even though it's been around for years. Essentially tools.

House music and 'Electronic Dance Music' (EDM) has now become their entire existence, taking over all of their social media feeds. They are continuously going to every and any EDM concert in town, even if it's the same artist over and over again. It's all they care about, and they act as if it's all they've ever cared about.

Frequently, they wrongly associate House music with all other types of electronic music, referring to House, Electro, Techno and Dubstep interchangeably.

House goons are almost always caucasian males or females, ages 18-25, at colleges in the United States. They are also easy to spot, as they often wear neon bandanas and other neon articles of clothing.

They can previously be seen getting high to acts such as Wiz Khalifa.

However now, they refer an obnoxious amount to their new friend Molly, and listen almost exclusively to 5 artists: Avicii/Deadmau5/Swedish House Mafia/Skrillex/Rusko. To them, any other artist is merely someone that sounds like one of these five.

House goons are another denomination of tools/bros/hipsters/followers and while should not be avoided at all costs, should certainly be disregarded.
Example 1: House goon: Dude me and my friend Molly were raging at this sick dubstep show last night. Melted my face off.
Regular Person: Oh really who was it?
House goon: Swedish House Mafia
Regular Person: ...........

Example 2: My friend used to be a weed-smoking, beer-drinking frat bro that loved rap music and Wiz Khalifa, but now he just rolls face and listens to Levels. He's such a house goon.
by someonewhocares123 July 2, 2012
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