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Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Salisbury Hop

A random/bad infield hop made by a ground ball in the game of baseball or softball. Named after the softball fields in West Lafayette, Indiana, which are known for their propensity to produce bad hops due to having low maintenance gravel instead of actual dirt infields.

The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.
When it happens in your favor: "Yes, that was the Salisbury Hop we needed!"

When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"
by Mister Five June 4, 2011
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hep-hop

- music that is the next level above hip-hop; possessing original musical knowledge without needing to sample beats from other artists.
That hep-hop record drops some unique beats.
by International Giant August 29, 2014
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Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child
Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house
by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010
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hop on tarkov

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game
Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*
by alexstfu March 3, 2021
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hop on auu

a phrase used by auu players used to request for rough anal sex and cbt. also uncommonly used to request for a blowjob
Yo you wanna hop on auu?

Yea ill be there
by notproductionlolololol August 19, 2021
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Dinosaur Hop

Dance move. When put to song could be the next big dance move among hip hop debutants. Directions are simple: First you put your hands up to your nipples (in dinosaur claw form), then you jump around like a stupid cripple. Its the hop, its the dinosaur hop.
Yo I fucking love this song, lets do the Dinosaur Hop!
by Hard Hat Harold January 20, 2009
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