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hop on tarkov

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game
Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*
by alexstfu March 3, 2021
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October 16 2020 - forever

National Alex go fuck yourself day.
Alex Nolten needs to shut the fuck up. From October 16 2020 - forever
by alexstfu October 17, 2020
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