Definitions by alexstfu

hop on tarkov 

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game

Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*

hop on tarkov by alexstfu March 3, 2021

October 16 2020 - forever

National Alex go fuck yourself day.

Alex Nolten needs to shut the fuck up. From October 16 2020 - forever

October 16 2020 - forever by alexstfu October 16, 2020