When you are doing a girl doggy-style and she shits so your penis is all covered in shit, then you put her down on a table and put the shit and cum all together on her tits and smear it all around. Then you perform the Rainbow Kiss. Better effect without the woman's consent.
Chris: When i had sex with Hannah she shat all over my penis and then she was on her period so I did the Texas Horseride
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