The act of getting fucked, repeatedly, by your next door neighbor, all the while presenting as "friends-with-benefits" in public.
by cheekymonkee February 06, 2010
Canada's history is a sex act involving only the oldest Canadians. The act is performed by visiting a graveyard and finding the oldest Canadian in the graveyard. Once the oldest Canadian is found, it is exhumed from it's reseting place. It must then adequately lubed up in Maple Syrup, preferably from Vermont to add insult to injury. The next step is the hardest, as you must make sure to fill up all the subjects holes adequately. The final act, then, is to have an additional participant climb the deceased's tombstone and perform a full-heigh elbow drop, expelling all of Canada's History onto the happy recipients.
by WebMasterP February 05, 2010
The sexual act of: Finding a wild beaver, shaving said beaver, and rubbing maple syrup all over the beaver. Finding a moose, and placing the beaver inside the moose in the most violent manner possible. Sodomizing the moose. Killing the moose and roasting it over a bonfire made of dead maple trees. Eating the moose and beaver like a turducken, while Pamela Anderson breast feeds Stephen Colbert's Grammy. Then using the Stanley Cup as a pimp cup to sip purple drank. All the while using the word "Eh?" and blaming your sexual depravity on Canada as much as humanly possible. Once finished you must change your name to preserve your image as "wholesome."
Dude, Levi, this weekend was so crazy. I totally did a Canada's History.
Dude, please stop calling me and telling me about your weekend, Mrs. Palin. We're not friends.
Dude, please stop calling me and telling me about your weekend, Mrs. Palin. We're not friends.
by Americafuckyeah!!! February 05, 2010
Canada's History is a sexual act wherein two sexual partners defecate in a hockey trophy, particularly a Stanley Cup, top the contents with maple syrup, and proceed to pour the contents upon one another while performing anal sex.
by Larsipan1112 February 05, 2010
The historical Canadian sexual position is where the receiver is bobbing for "chocolate apples" in a public restroom while being fucked in the ass, using maple syrup as lube. The giver should be wearing an American flag and facing north.
by Artdickyoulate February 07, 2010
A sex ritual whereby a woman pleasures herself with the working end of a moose antler while her mate preps himself with maple syrup. When they finish, they each defecate into the Stanley Cup.
Liddie: "I think Steve and Kim are getting serious!"
Jane: "Really? You think he's going to pop the quesiton?"
Liddie: "Probably! I mean, they re-enacted Canada's History last night!"
Liddie: "No way! She's so lucky to have a guy like Steve."
Jane: "Really? You think he's going to pop the quesiton?"
Liddie: "Probably! I mean, they re-enacted Canada's History last night!"
Liddie: "No way! She's so lucky to have a guy like Steve."
by ShirleyShellfish February 05, 2010
1. Also known as two moose, one cup.
2. A sex act engaged in by one man, one woman, two moose and the Stanley cup. The man and woman give each other maple syrup enemas, then promptly begin to shit in the cup. The moose are also encouraged to shit in the cup while the man and woman rub the sticky shit-goo over each other's naked bodies and the moose antlers. The santorum-like substance is then licked off by all parties prior to the ensuing orgy.
NOTE: If the act includes two people of the same sex and two moose, it is known as Mexico's History.
2. A sex act engaged in by one man, one woman, two moose and the Stanley cup. The man and woman give each other maple syrup enemas, then promptly begin to shit in the cup. The moose are also encouraged to shit in the cup while the man and woman rub the sticky shit-goo over each other's naked bodies and the moose antlers. The santorum-like substance is then licked off by all parties prior to the ensuing orgy.
NOTE: If the act includes two people of the same sex and two moose, it is known as Mexico's History.
She was well educated in Canada's History. She found the tamest, horniest moose at the zoo and showed me a great night - though I still have sticky shit in half of my crevices.
When Ricardo said she was a mooseknuckler, I thought he meant I could see her meaty twat through her jeans! It turns out she likes Canada's History - and now I do, too!
When Ricardo said she was a mooseknuckler, I thought he meant I could see her meaty twat through her jeans! It turns out she likes Canada's History - and now I do, too!
by Jaz4Colbert February 05, 2010