1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.
Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.
by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015
Get the handy jay and silent bobmug. Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010
Get the Couldn't get a handy in a whorehousemug. Receiving a handjob under the table at a Denny's restaurant. Preferably while ordering the Moon Over My Hammy.
by DaCrun October 13, 2010
Get the Moon over My-Handymug. I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.
by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014
Get the Handy Dandy Pecan Sandymug. My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.
by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023
Get the 80/20 Handy-Blowmug. A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.
by Picky Panther April 14, 2025
Get the death handymug. When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.
by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022
Get the Ooti Handimug.