Pan-Handling

A phrase coined by two hetaliafags to describe the act of touching/stroking/handling America's penis, Florida.

I read this fic last night where Canada was totally Pan-Handling America~

by erstin June 22, 2011

ass-handle

1. To beat someone pretty bad at something. Used the same way as the word "own"

2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.

1. I'm gonna ass-handle you so bad at poker.

I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.

2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.

I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.

by patrick25 December 14, 2008

Smooth Handle

A massive penis.

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.

by ThomJeff1 December 30, 2010

Snatch Handle

another word for a penis.

That man showed me his Snatch Handle, it was the biggest one i've ever seen.

by KillerBigRay17 January 15, 2009

man handles

A man's love handles

Check out Jimmy's man handles!

by violineadg123 December 17, 2008

cram handle

A random item that is user defined. An all purpose, universal designation for just about anything.

Give me one of those cram handles over there.

I'm not sure what that is, some kind of blue cram handle ?

by Brad124124 November 20, 2007

recliner handle

when a man sticks his super long penis into a vagina when the girl is in cow-girl position. When she leans back with the penis still inserted, the mans legs kick out like a recliner.

"Dude, I was totally bangin this chick yesterday and she leaned back on me and gave me a recliner handle. My legs totally kicked back!

by shavo13 March 24, 2009