by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016
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Get the Ham Hockers mug.The part of the woman that blood comes out of once a month. Or the place where a pig stores his money.
Dude 1: Yeah yesterday I got full view of her ham wallet. ;)
Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.
Dude 2: Sick bro. I love stealing from innocent swine.
by lil.wayne March 8, 2019
Get the Ham Wallet mug.When you see a fat chick you raise your arm and briskly pat your side to alert others of the mini van with legs heading in your general direction.
hey thanks for the "ham call" i left that party once the fat chicks showed up.
my sides hurt so bad from "ham calling" all last night in the club
my sides hurt so bad from "ham calling" all last night in the club
by BooM SquaD March 5, 2011
Get the ham call mug.A semi-erect penis. May be semi-erect on the way to full on Chub due to sexual arousal or semi-erect in the refractory period post sexual activity returning to a flaccid state.
Roger was known for getting aroused at the gym watching chicks work out. He was always sporting a Ham Nub.
After a round of deep penetrating anal sex with his girlfriend Carla, Frank rolled off of her and laid in bed sporting a Ham Nub until he fell asleep.
After a round of deep penetrating anal sex with his girlfriend Carla, Frank rolled off of her and laid in bed sporting a Ham Nub until he fell asleep.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
Get the Ham Nub mug.A real or fictitious golden trophy or medal depicting a large ham which is awarded every Sunday morning to that member of a fraternatiy (or other group of male friends) who fucked the fattest chick over the weekend.
Example 1: Did you see that cow that Jeff hooked up with on Friday night? Unless Mike pulls fat Sandy off waivers tonight, I don't see how Jeff doesn't pick up the Golden Ham this week.
Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.
Example 2: After three straight weeks of winning the Golden Ham, Dave decided he would just jerk himself off all weekend and not go out.
by Stevo C. December 9, 2008
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